Stick Art: It's Art!

By jbauckjbauck, on 30 Jun 2012 19:35
Last updated at 16 Apr 2013 02:55
Tags: artwhore


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Low Chaos

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4-15-2013 Non-lethal combat at its finest.

Citadel DLC

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3-16-2013 It totally changes the ending …

Truth In Tutorials

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11-3-2012 Also, worst drawing of the Earth ever.


ME3 Ending Options / Thematic Dissonance


Control

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7-7-2012 (altered 7-14-2012)

Synthesis

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7-7-2012

Destroy

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7-7-2012

Will I Ever Go To The Stars?

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7-2-2012 Making the 'stargazer' scene thematically consistent with the rest of the ending …

Refuse!

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6-29-2012 Because 'Refuse' really is the best ending …

The Ending In A Nutshell

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7-18-2012 "I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams." Hamlet, Act II Scene ii1

God, Please: Not the Hopping

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7-28-2012 "If I staple a digital watch to a frog and then saunter away I haven't helped it ascend to the digital age." - @drayfish "And, okay … so it's a pocketwatch. This isn't going to make the frog clockwork, either." - @jbauck


Catalyst


Heads on Sticks

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6-28-2012 In response to some truly epic writing, I offered more stick-figure art to show my appreciation. Made by request.

Misunderstood

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7-3-2012 There is no way in which the Catalyst is not bad.

Reaper Bob

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7-10-2012 Catalyst logic confusing you? This explains it all …


BLASTO


Blasto II: Uranus Probe

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7-9-2012 I have no excuse for this one …

Blasto VIII: Terminal Velocity

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7-14-2012 They can't all be Uranus jokes.

Blast XII: It's Personal

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10-16-2012 Edited 10/18/2012 … the dialogue wasn't quite right, and it bothered me.


Shepard Pees On All The Things


Contempt

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6-30-2012 By request.

Your Argument Is Invalid

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7-2-2012 Whose argument? Shepard's? The Catalyst's? Mine, or BioWare's, maybe? I'm not sure it matters … but someone's argument, somewhere. It's invalid. Very, very invalid.

Blasto II: Uranus Probe - Shepard Pees On Uranus

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7-9-2012 Still no excuse, except maybe sleep deprivation and the sensation that I was dared.

Frustration

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7-23-2012 Some battles are unwinnable …


Asari


Asari

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6-26-2012 The stick-figure asari that, started it all.

Bachelor Party

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6-29-2012 An admittedly odd commentary on objectification and the asari's place in galactic society (I'm sticking with that … this is commentary. It's art and it means something. This was not born from "Stick-Figure Pole-Dancing … Tee Hee Hee").

Liara Stick-Portrait

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7-19-2012 Because when you add eyebrows and freckles, it's Liara. See? It even says so on the bottom.


Dark Souls


Don't Try This At Home2

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9-20-2012 I only had to kite him across the bridge and back, climb the ladder, and jump on his head again four times. Cakewalk!3

Dark, Indeed

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9-16-2012

Non-Proficiency Penalties

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10-15-2012 The only boss I beat first try. Also, the weirdest.

Overkill

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9-22-2012 Why does a Giant Goat-Demon With Swords The Size Of My Character need guard dogs?


Other Mass Effect


Javik

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6-28-2012 By request.

Total Victory

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6/30-2012 The ME3 DLC I would actually buy.

Death of a Franchise

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7-1-2012 People generally don't like games where they not only feel like they didn't win, but never really had a chance to win in the first place.

Steamy Sex Scene

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7-12-2012 Too Steamy … ? Nahhh … Just Steamy Enough!

Family Vacation

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7-14-2012 And … I don't even know. Post-Voltron Ending, maybe.


Things on Fire


Burning Man

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6-28-2012 The very person who had put the idea of stick-art in my head to begin with spoke of torching all BioWare Games.

Kill It With Fire

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7-19-2012 Flamethrowers really are cool. Children should not try this at home. Especially with a flamethrower this short, which I think would probably 'xplode. Art!


Random Other


You Get A Cookie!

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7-23-2012 A Cookie for edisnooM. Also, Pacman.

More Cookies

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7-26-2012 Pac-Man is such a dick…

Dragonborn!

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7-29-2012 Speaking of problematic video game ethics … (and yes, I know "Fus Ro Dah" just knocks things over … ART)

Stick Anarchy

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7-31-2012 Stick Anarchy: Kita's looking forward to it.


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