By jbauck, on 30 Jun 2012 19:35
Last updated at 16 Apr 2013 02:55
4-15-2013 Non-lethal combat at its finest.
3-16-2013 It totally changes the ending …
Truth In Tutorials
11-3-2012 Also, worst drawing of the Earth ever.
ME3 Ending Options / Thematic Dissonance
7-7-2012 (altered 7-14-2012)
Will I Ever Go To The Stars?
7-2-2012 Making the 'stargazer' scene thematically consistent with the rest of the ending …
6-29-2012 Because 'Refuse' really is the best ending …
The Ending In A Nutshell
7-18-2012 "I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams." Hamlet, Act II Scene ii1
God, Please: Not the Hopping
7-28-2012 "If I staple a digital watch to a frog and then saunter away I haven't helped it ascend to the digital age." - @drayfish "And, okay … so it's a pocketwatch. This isn't going to make the frog clockwork, either." - @jbauck
Heads on Sticks
6-28-2012 In response to some truly epic writing, I offered more stick-figure art to show my appreciation. Made by request.
7-3-2012 There is no way in which the Catalyst is not bad.
7-10-2012 Catalyst logic confusing you? This explains it all …
Blasto II: Uranus Probe
7-9-2012 I have no excuse for this one …
Blasto VIII: Terminal Velocity
7-14-2012 They can't all be Uranus jokes.
Blast XII: It's Personal
10-16-2012 Edited 10/18/2012 … the dialogue wasn't quite right, and it bothered me.
Shepard Pees On All The Things
6-30-2012 By request.
Your Argument Is Invalid
7-2-2012 Whose argument? Shepard's? The Catalyst's? Mine, or BioWare's, maybe? I'm not sure it matters … but someone's argument, somewhere. It's invalid. Very, very invalid.
Blasto II: Uranus Probe - Shepard Pees On Uranus
7-9-2012 Still no excuse, except maybe sleep deprivation and the sensation that I was dared.
7-23-2012 Some battles are unwinnable …
6-26-2012 The stick-figure asari that, started it all.
6-29-2012 An admittedly odd commentary on objectification and the asari's place in galactic society (I'm sticking with that … this is commentary. It's art and it means something. This was not born from "Stick-Figure Pole-Dancing … Tee Hee Hee").
7-19-2012 Because when you add eyebrows and freckles, it's Liara. See? It even says so on the bottom.
Don't Try This At Home2
9-20-2012 I only had to kite him across the bridge and back, climb the ladder, and jump on his head again four times. Cakewalk!3
10-15-2012 The only boss I beat first try. Also, the weirdest.
9-22-2012 Why does a Giant Goat-Demon With Swords The Size Of My Character need guard dogs?
Other Mass Effect
6-28-2012 By request.
6/30-2012 The ME3 DLC I would actually buy.
Death of a Franchise
7-1-2012 People generally don't like games where they not only feel like they didn't win, but never really had a chance to win in the first place.
Steamy Sex Scene
7-12-2012 Too Steamy … ? Nahhh … Just Steamy Enough!
7-14-2012 And … I don't even know. Post-Voltron Ending, maybe.
Things on Fire
6-28-2012 The very person who had put the idea of stick-art in my head to begin with spoke of torching all BioWare Games.
Kill It With Fire
7-19-2012 Flamethrowers really are cool. Children should not try this at home. Especially with a flamethrower this short, which I think would probably 'xplode. Art!
You Get A Cookie!
7-23-2012 A Cookie for edisnooM. Also, Pacman.
7-26-2012 Pac-Man is such a dick…
7-29-2012 Speaking of problematic video game ethics … (and yes, I know "Fus Ro Dah" just knocks things over … ART)
7-31-2012 Stick Anarchy: Kita's looking forward to it.
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